Ewwo awl!
Eye am Tess and eye am takin ovva dis blog thing fwom mi mummi cos eye wantz two sai wot lyff iz lyke fwom mi point ov view. So mi mummi sez eye can tipe a post wonss a week as lowng as eye am twuffull abowt wot appens.
Sew, dis year sew fawr eye has bin towld dat eye iz avin dis cancer thing witsh means lots of extra tweets fwom mi mummi an gwannie an gwandad. Gwandad iz pwowliee he has had dis thing called a stroke wot iz sewious akkordin two mi mummi cos shi an gwan won't let mi worwlk wiv him cos eye pulls too mutch on da lead wen eye iz owt.
We has had prwoblems wiv ower nexty-dur nayburs dat gwan sez wuz da cause ov gwandad's strokes  Mummi izn't konvinsded tho, but eye finks gwan iz rite cos dey was always bein norty showtin an scweemin dai an nite. Dey has gone now, but mummi sez dat they wiwl pwobabubbly kome bak sum tyme.
Mummi buyed mi a noo kolla wot iz pink wiv kristal things in it. Shi sez it iz too big for mi tho sew eye haf two wear mi owld wun wot iz black wiv kristal things. Eye finks da black wun is koola dan da pink wun. Eye fink Mi Mummi finks dat too cos shi didn't get annuver noo wun for mi. Eye fink dat Mummi doesn't lyk pink relli.

Mi Mummi went on ollidayz to Chermany last week for dis horsey thing called Aachen. Shi sez dat shi iz goin agen next yer cos is wus relli relli gud. Shi sed dat sumwon called Izabel Verth wun da Gwan Pwee (eye fwout mi gwan wud win a gwan pwee) Shi woz sain sum fin abowt de Bwitish Teem in a nations cup bein fird to Chermany woteva dat meens. Befowe shi went away mi mummi took mi two a pet pawlow ware eye woz barthded and clipped Eye iz now lukin lyk aye poopie fokshund. Shi an gwandad tuk mi two a sho de next dai an peeple callded mi a poopie sew da clip thing mus be gud. Mummi woz relli pleezded wiv it an sez that eye mite gow two de kennels dey haf der.
Dat iz mi noos fow dis week.